Welcome to the Burlesque Store. We have an array of limited edition art, design, and music products for your shopping enjoyment. Check back often as new items are always being added.


NOTES ABOUT PRODUCTS AND PURCHASES:

All prices include shipping within the US. If you are ordering from outside the United States,
please visit our international store page to place your order.

PAYMENT: We prefer Paypal, but if you need to pay in some other way, please contact us.
We can work out most types of payment.

A DISCLAIMER: All of our posters are hand screenprinted, and, as such, may have small
imperfections like smudges, small spots, etc. We will always weed out any major or very
noticeable flaws before we edition (sign and number) our posters, and so anything we ship
to you is something we've looked at carefully and decided is up to snuff for the run of posters.
As our friend Jay Ryan says, "It's the 'inherent charm of the process.'" He's smart like that.

PACKAGING: All of our posters rolled and shipped in a tube - never folded.

RETURN POLICY: Please note, if an item arrives damaged in any way, we will accept returns
and we will refund you the postage to send it back to us. If the item is already sold out by the
time it's returned to us, however, we cannot replace it with the same poster; we will have to
either send a similar poster (of your choosing among available stock) or a refund. We are glad
to keep our artwork limited edition, and hope that you will understand.

QUESTIONS? If you have a question about products or orders, our dearest Letta will be happy
to help you. Her email address is letta@burlesquedesign.com








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MIKE THE 2600 KING "Heavy Session" MIX CD
A brand new mix CD from Mike 2600! Woooo! 66 minutes of funky rock, hard and groovy European psych beats, and plenty of rappin, scratchin, and handclappin - all cut up and reassembled in a hip hop type fashion.

$13 includes shipping.

  




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KENNY KINGSTON "Extra Sensory Bass " MIX CD
Quite possibly the finest hour of explosive dance music you could ever hope for! Direct from St. Louis comes our good friend Kenny Kingston with this insane CD of 1980s - 1990s mega hits mixed and mashed to oblivion. This is the DJ who inspired us to start Let's Get Electric! Cover design by Mike Burlesque.

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PISS SHIRT
Don't leave this shirt "Trapped in the Closet" because it's your turn to cash in. Cash in on the laughs that is! You'll be the hit of any water cooler, rock show, or D&D tournament for at least the first 2 - 3 times you wear this shirt, a shirt so comfortable, you can almost taste the urine.

$17 includes shipping.

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FOUR BOOBS SHIRT
If you haven't guessed it yet by the "Big Bird with Boobs" sticker or the "Oscar the Grouch with Boobs" sticker or the "Safe Place (Between some boobs)" sticker, Todd Bratrud, umm, well, he really likes boobs. Enough to point out to the world that there is one simple truth we can all have faith in: that four boobs are, indeed, better than two. Heck, when the ladies sport this shirt, you've got SIX boobs right there! It's brilliant, is what it is.

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AARON HORKEY BURLESQUE SHIRT
After years of toying with the notion of making Burlesque t-shirts, we've finally up and done it! This is Aaron's contribution, a gristly lattice of letterwork complete with his Black Osprey seal. Three colored HUGE print on grey shirt (womens' in Heather grey, men's in charcoal grey).

Printed on American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping.
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MIKE DAVIS BURLESQUE SHIRT
After years of toying with the notion of making Burlesque t-shirts, we've finally up and done it! Here's Mike's design, a tribute to all the things we do: Screeprinting, exacto-knifing, skateboarding, and listening to Black Sabbath. Two colors on brown shirt.

Printed on American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping.
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 BLACK OSPREY T-SHIRT
A one-color print t-shirt to show the world you're in the know - you know about Burlesque, Aaron Horkey, and Black Osprey, and that makes you a winner. This is the same image that is gocco printed on the back of many of Aaron's posters, so, for a closer look, flip over that Pelican or Fantomas poster and have a gander.

1 color print
$15 includes shipping
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TODD BRATRUD BURLESQUE SHIRT
After years of toying with the notion of making Burlesque t-shirts, we've finally up and done it! Here's Todd's design, a West Coast skateboard skull and crossbones fiasco. El classico.

Printed on American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping.
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Click for detail		 FORWARD EVER
Brand new black + white zine from Mike Davis / Twelve Car Pileup. Picking up where "So Necessary" left off, Mike upped the ante on the design end as well as the construction / craftsmanship end. 20 pages of fresh graphics interspersed with some "classic" Burlesque Instant Messenger moments. Cardstock cover. Forward ever. Backward never.

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Click to see inside!		 OUTERSPACE HILLBILLY
Full-color booklet showcasing artists from the Summer 2003 art show in San Francisco of the same name. Features great work from Leif Goldberg, Barry McGee, Clare Rojas, Andrew Jeffrey Wright, Laurie Lazer, and Darryl Smith.

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FORENSICS LP
Things to Do When You Should Be Dead Anyway LP with cover art by our own illustrious Aaron Horkey. Forensics is a Fredericksburg, VA band whose latest record on Magic Bullet Records made #5 on Thrasher's Top Ten Records of 2004 year end report.  They love guitar, they're pretty heavy, and they've got some MP3s up on their myspace account, but really, all you need to know is that, if they're good enough for Horkey, they're good enough for you.

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Click to LISTEN!		 JACK SPAAR s/t CD
Back in stock! How do you like your rap? Psychotic and disturbing? Influenced by both Juvenile and Ratt? Full of noise and 808s? Then this is your joint right here. Produced by St. Louis' dusted beatsmith Doug Surreal and featuring artwork by our very own A. Horkey.

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Click to LISTEN!		 DJ MIKE THE 2600 KING
"Cut Class and Eat Paste" CD
One hour of Funky Drummer, disco rap, late '80s Ultimate Breaks & Beatsploitation rap, and more, all cut up and dubbed out and edited by Minneapolis' newest DJ transplant.

Turntable Lab sez "Inventiveness in one way or another, a dedication to the old days of complex mixtape construction and track selections par excellence... Nice job again Mr. 2600."

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ANDREW BRODER
"More Modern Hits" EP
Andrew Broder's More Modern Hits is the long-awaited sequel to the original Modern Hits EP, which was greeted by the general public with widespread puzzlement. This edition of "unapproved" remixes has a more cohesive sound as a unit, if you ask us. We think it's better than the first.

Tracklisting:
Missy Eliot "Gossip Folks"
Ultramagnetic MCs "Poppa Large"
Eric B. and Rakim "Follow the Leader"
Nas "Made You Look"
Ol Dirty Bastard "Shimmy Shimmy Ya"
TTC "De Pauvres Riches"
Kool G. Rap "Ill Street Blues"

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ANDREW BRODER
"Modern Hits" EP
Re-mixes of hip-hop words with new original music. URB and WIRE liked it and so will you. Silk-screened in a variety of colors.

Track Listing:
Outkast "The Whole World"
Edan "Drop Some Smooth Lyrics"
Kool G Rap "On The Run"
MF Doom "Ain't Nothing"
Jay-Z "The Takeover"
Nas "One Mic"

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Click for detail 		TWELVE CAR PILEUP SHIRT
Based on the enormous success of the splash page graphic from Mike Davis' Twelve Car Pileup site, we now proudly offer the CPR image on a t-shirt. Hoo-bangin! Image is 5" across, centered in the chest region on a baby blue shirt. Available in YOUTH SMALL.

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Click for detail 		DRE DAY SHIRT NUMERO UNO
Weren't there?  You better ask somebody... or front like a champ with this here 2005 Dre Day Commemorative T-shirt!  Februrary 18, 2005, marked both Dr. Dre's 40th birthday and the third anniversary of Life Sucks Die Magazine and Burlesque of North America's annual Dre Day celebration.  The Triple Rock Social Club in Minneapolis was sold out within 45 minutes (hell, the 40s of O.E. were sold out in 20 minutes!) and with good reason:  the $20 Sack Pyramid delighted the fans, the Medicinal Marijuana Leaf Drop at midnight inspired us all to another year of Dre, the DJs kept the music rollin', and the freestyle Lyrical Gangbang featured some of Rhymesayers' finest.  Because it's too late to win any Dr. Dre Brand Cat Chow (now with extra Marijuana!), you should definitely pick up this shirt.

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Click for detail 		DRE DAY SHIRT NUMERO DOS
"When you dis Dre, you dis yourself."  Words of wisdom.  Keep yourself in check and warn others on the street to respect the D-R-E by sporting this black t-shirt with a shiny gold version of one of our stickers from the very first Dre Day sticker packs.

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Click for detail 		DR. DRE STICKER PACK #1
Really doe, you know you need some hott stickers to help you celebrate Dre Day every day. Sticker Pack #1 features 24 long-format stickers with classic "Chronic" lyrics from Dr. Dre and friends.  Dre peeks out from the left and, wherever necessary, his comrades, including Snoop, Eazy-E, and, of course, Steven Tyler, creep from the right.

$5.50 includes shipping



Click for detail 		DR. DRE STICKER PACK #2
Sticker Pack #2,  "The Return of the Sticker Pack," was where we broke out, taking on a square sticker format and changing it up with a few fancy graphics.  Ever wonder what Dre might do if he took some ecstasy?  Let's just say, there ain't no telling what the side effects will be.

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DRE DAY STICKER PACK #3
Some of the best designs from Pack #1 printed up all huge style plus little Dre, Eazy, Ren, Ice Cube, Snoop, and Blacula face stickers. And no, this ain't Aerosmith.

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DRE DAY STICKER PACK #4
Comin' straight outta Dinkytown is a crazy mothafucka called Dre Day Sticker Pack #4. It's the stickers you love to hate stick on things. 24 brand new designs, heavily focused on NWA lyrics. TONS of bad words!

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DRE DAY 2006 SHIRT
There's nothing subtle about this shirt whatsoever. It's a gigantic image of Dr. Dre's face. Let all your friends know how serious you are about your appreciation for one of the greatest hip hop artists of all time. Let the sweet chariot know you want it to swing down, stop, and let you ride. Let us adorn you in the finest Dre-related garb known to man. Available in women and men's sizes, although the women's shirts are a darker shade of brown and the artwork is a bit harder to see.

$17 includes shipping.

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Click for detail 		DR. DRE BUTTON PACK
Shirts, stickers, posters... The next logical step in the merchandise foodchain is buttons. We've created two different sets of buttons so you can have Dre and friends chillin' on your jacket, backpack, or hat all day long. Think about it, punk muthafucka.

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Click for detail		 I DON'T LOVE THEM HOES SHIRT
All my players in the house that can buy the bar and the ballin ass n****s wit the candy cars. If you a pimp and you know you don't love them hoes, when you get on the flo, throw them bows.

$17 includes shipping

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MYSTERY GRAB BAG
Have you ever seen our office? It's filled with all sorts of magical, amazing things. Send us ten dollars and we'll send you a generous sampling of some of the stickers, doodles, flyers, magazines, CDs, and other weird crap we have up here. By ordering the Mystery Grab Bag, you agree to accept whatever we send you. No complaints, no returns.

$10 includes shipping